Ethan Page provides update on his business with epic troll job

Questions are swirling around Ethan Page’s status with AEW after being removed from the roster page. All Ego provided an update on his business with an epic troll job.

Press play to enjoy the swerve, and stay for the jazzy tune fitting for adult film.

Here is Page’s message in text, but it is much more impactful to watch his dramatic delivery.

As you can imagine today, I’ve been getting a lot of messages, text messages, emails, offers… I’m trending. It seems like everybody just wants to know about my business. So, I’m here to give everyone a business update.

I’m about to say a bunch of things that would probably offend a few of my peers in the industry, but, to me, the most important thing is telling the truth and being honest with my fans. So, I’m going to do just that.

An official business update on Ethan Page, it is now two weeks in a row that I have been a top seller on Ringside Collectibles. Meaning that in the first week of releases, I outsold Chris Jericho, MJF, and Samoa Joe. And the second week, I outsold everybody in my wave, meaning Daniel Garcia, Saraya. I’m the number one seller. Not in total, but it’s pretty damn good for a guy who hasn’t been on television since December or featured at all.

It’s really bugging me. Why does everybody need to know all these details? I don’t want to talk about this stuff. I don’t want to remind my peers that I’m more popular than them or remind my peers that even though I’m not featured I’m still beloved by the wrestling community and the fans. Nobody wants to do this. Why would you put me in this position?

Anyways, now that I got that out of the way. I think the last thing that I want to say is… Pre-orders still available. Go to Ringside Collectibles dot com, and make sure Ethan Page is a top seller next week too.

That is a master class troll job from Page. The video was too funny not to share. His emotional tenderness lays it on thick to set up the news of his top selling action figure at Ringside Collectibles.

For what it’s worth about Page’s contractual status, Fightful reported that he is a free agent from AEW and ROH. As for All Ego’s future inside the ring, he posted a list of indie dates for upcoming shows.

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